TypoLad ([info]typolad) wrote,
@ 2006-01-05 05:45:00
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Classic Kid Flash
Our story starts as three kids find out that Wally West is Kid Flash.

How?

You see, they’re handicapped. One kid is deaf, one is blind, and one is mute. In comic books, this means all their other senses are intensified, which makes them catch Wally’s little “tells”.

Wait a minute…



That third kid seems pretty chatty for a mute, don't he?

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-05 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Jeez...
"I have IQ about 50 but I can write comic about kid flash"
:]

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[info]emmykins
2006-01-05 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Maybe they intended it to be a thought bubble, but either way someone somewhere is stupid.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-05 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Best ever.

-Apodaca

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[info]kelson
2006-01-06 05:59 am UTC (link)
Reminds me of the line in Jesus Christ Superstar in which someone sings out clearly, "Hear my voice, I can hardly talk."

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[info]civanfan
2006-01-06 08:54 am UTC (link)
What kind of super-sense does the mute kid have anyway?

I mean the blind kid's got "hearing other people's conversations" covered...

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-06 01:37 pm UTC (link)
He can possess people by looking them in the eyes.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-21 06:40 pm UTC (link)
"What kind of super-sense does the mute kid have anyway? "

He's good at pinball.

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[info]tacitadark
2006-01-07 12:13 am UTC (link)
This is the best one yet! But it has to be a mistake in thought bubble versus speech bubble.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-07 12:54 am UTC (link)
yeah, sure:]

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-08 01:01 am UTC (link)
He's just pretending to be mute so that he can hang out in the ultra-cool handicapped clique. The deaf kid doesn't know, and the blind kid just assumes someone else is talking.

-rip

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[info]typolad
2006-01-08 01:10 am UTC (link)
You sir, are brilliant.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-10 03:38 pm UTC (link)
"the ultra-cool handicapped clique"

Hmm...is that anything like the "Super Suck Group" aka "Color Me Bad", consisting of George Michael, Vanilla Ice, Kenny G and some black dude?

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-15 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Oh God. They were trying to do the cutesy "Hear no Evil, See no Evil, Speak no Evil" monkeys as teenage boys.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-16 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Well, is there really all that much difference between a monkey and a teenage boy? ;-)

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